Best Idaho Jokes ***EVER***
I hope your skin is thick as can be because some of these are a little hard to take. I've never been one to get too offended by anything so I can see the humor in these jokes but do I agree with what they're saying? Ummmm, that'd be a big NO. Here's the top ten jokes about Idaho I've found including the number one best joke about Idaho according to MSN.com.
Q: If Idaho had its own space program, what would be the name of the first satellite?
A: Spudnik 1
Q: What did the prostitute say to the potato?
A: I - Da- Ho
Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Idaho?
A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Idaho burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: Why do folks from Idaho go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under are not admitted.
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Idaho?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: Why did Idaho raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: How can you tell if someone in Idaho is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: What does a Vandals grad call a Broncos grad in 5 years?