Let's play a game.

Imagine you're in Boise, making your way downtown like Vanessa Carlton, minding your own business. Suddenly, you get the urge to show off your jibblie-bits to a complete stranger walking down the street.

What would happen?

So, are there actual laws in Idaho regarding flashing someone in public?

Oh, there's a law, alright. And it got a major buff not too long ago.

Recently, Governor Brad Little signed House Bill 270 into law, criminalizing the public exposure of a bunch of things, including:

  • Breasts (breastfeeding is exempt)
  • Artificial breasts
  • Genitals
  • Toys and/or products that resemble genitals
  • Trucknuts

Yes, we're not kidding, it is now a criminal offense to have Trucknuts dangling from your vehicle, because they resemble balls a little too closely, apparently. Ew.

If you're feeling peckish, and really want to try your luck, a first violation is a misdemeanor. Your second time within five years is a felony.

Also, this goes without saying, don't flash people. You're gross.

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Alright. If you're still here, you clearly have a thing for showing off your naughty parts. That's fine, we're not here to kink shame. We don't do that here.

As a matter of fact, there are plenty of places where you can explore, fully in the nude, and nobody will even take a second glance.

Don't believe us? Check out this nude beach just a hop, skip, and a jump away from Boise, where you can let everyone stare at your goodies until you're blue in the face.

9 Tips In Prepping For Oregon's Nude Collins Beach

With some help from Reddit, here are 9 tips to keep in mind before heading to this beach. Plan ahead so you can have a great time at a beach where you can go all-natural and enjoy all the beauty and sights that the beach has to offer. Just remember not to stare.

Gallery Credit: tsm/Timmy!

 

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