16 Snow Removal Personality Types

I used to head to a few close subdivisions and clear walks and driveways.  But after having to deal with OCD jerks, I quit.  Really there are people who pay 10 bucks to get their driveway and sidewalk cleared and they want it done to perfection.

Then there were the desperate housewives who would look at me and say "My husband loves to shovel our place when he gets home from work."  What, lady really there is no husband on the planet that wants to remove six inches of wet snow, in the dark, in the friggin' cold after they spent the day at work.  The only one who wants him doing that is you.

So to all of you husbands who have to clear your walks and driveways, its' because your wife doesn't think you're worth Ten Dollars.  That's right she wasn't willing to spend $10 on you, so remember that next time you go to get her flowers....You weren't worth TEN BUCKS.

To all of you who have to clear your own walks, one of these will describe you.

16 Snow Removal Personality Types