alert

Presidential Alert is Coming to Your Phone Today
Today is the day that we're going to hear everyone's phone go off with an alert at the exact same time and no one can opt out. The test had been planned for September 20th, but it was postponed because of Hurricane Florence. It's happening today right after lunch.
Gross Out Alert
This has been the weirdest thing for the last week. I managed to wear the end of my finger playing basketball.  OK, I was palming the ball.  Then somehow I managed to poke the end, right where the pulse point is and because of that the stupid thing wouldn't heal...