Subway

Subway is flying people on a blimp to eat its food.

"I don't know how I wrapped that thing, I must have blacked out."

If you're stuck in a rut and want to level up your sandwich routine, there are some flavor combos at Subway that I bet you haven't tried. They'll even add "wings" for ya.

Fortunately, this isn't a sign of the impending apocalypse. There's a silver lining here.

As someone who eats at Subway at least 3-4 times a week, I don't think I've ever been so excited for a national food day!

As someone who eats at Subway at least 3-4 times a week, I don't think I've ever been so excited for a national food day!