The Lame Shall See And The Blind Will Walk, Hallelujah
(Watch, some goober is going to think this guy is the one)
A man with a completely severed spinal cord can now walk and feel again. For lack of layman terms, they used pre-boogers to make it happen. Imagine if they can do that with pre-nasal drip, what can be done with earwax. The possibilities are endless.