loyal listener

Dear Sugar-laden Foods -- There's no easy way to say this, but I'm breaking up with you. We just can't see each other anymore.  Yes, you've been with me when I've sought comfort during dark, lonely nights. You've been the final course for a lovely meal...

What do you crave?  I crave carbs, and cheese, and red wine.  I SO should have been born in Italy.  I could, literally, eat an entire loaf of Zeppole bread by myself...in one sitting.  As you can imagine, the foods I crave do absolutely nothing for my waistline...