Snoring, It’s More Than Just Keeping The Neighbors Awake
For those of you who don't know, Brenda and I are married and after all these years she still takes my breath away. Usually in the middle of the night when she holds a pillow over my face. Now this only happens when I snore a certain way. It's when I "sing a snore." I have been accused of snoring when it's actually the 70lb standard poodle that sleeps right next to my side of the bed, but this story isn't about snoring dogs.
As a musician I sometimes have songs going through my head when I go to sleep. The only problem is when I snore, which is very very seldom, I incorporate the song into the snore. But I know Brenda still loves me because she only holds the pillow on my face just long enough not to kill me. It kind of helps that I'm insured only enough to pay off the bills and not set her up for the rest of her life. Forget love, make sure you are insured "just enough." That my friends is the secret to a long lasting relationship.
But this post isn't about Brenda taking my breath away it's about snoring, which she never ever does (yeah right). This guy has taken snoring to a whole new level, basically the tenor level. I snore in a nice base tone unless I "sing a snore." (For some reason I have a Carpenters song running through my head...sing, sing a snore, snore it loud, snore it long) Moving on.
Hear for yourself, make it your ringtone, make it your friends ringtone. Make it a snoring anthem for the world to hear. If someone annoys you, forget talking to the hand, play this guys snore to the annoying party. Let's make this sleeping beauty a hero.
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