This will be a fun and festive weekend full of parties, beads, and green beer, and it can only be ruined by one thing. Dumb pickup lines! Prepare yourself for these doozies, and don't use 'em if you want to have any chance of moving into someone else's personal space.
The concession areas at Taco Bell Arena have lots of loaded nachos and hot dogs to keep you going through all of the NCAA tournament games starting today, and there are several great restaurants nearby. Here's a handy guide.